So on vacation I forgot to post...

Tech-Rollin....

Website updates tonight...watched the practice from above my laptop....I didn't want to spend my time I should be taking care of P (henceforth known as husbot) working on our website...
What a wonderful group of women! I'm very happy to be a part of this league...

Vacation Day...& the Clam Slam...?

[I was planning to rush home to get to practice from Redding tomorrow, and I still may, but I really miss my mom and nona and the last time I saw her here was two and half years ago, so I think I'll take my time getting home tomorrow and may or may not make it in time to practice...In the meantime, I will read about derby and here's an interesting article I found the other day on roller derby that I hadn't ever considered might exist, a team based on gender preference...Lesbian derby...how hot is that!? Not sure I like everything about this, interesting nonetheless...]

Queer rollergirls take Pride with camp-ridden Clam Slam

Saira Peesker, cp24.com

Clam Slam organizer Natasha 'Nasher the Smasher' Jesenak (centre, in green) crashes into Alicia 'Bambi' Bernard (in leopard print) during the 2008 Toronto Roller Derby season. Both players will take part in the event, which celebrates the sport's queer side. (George Knight Photo)

View larger image Clam Slam organizers Aimee Haskell and Megan McPhail put up a poster for Muff Dive, a fundraiser for the Pride roller derby bout.

Toronto Roller Derby's queer contingent wants you to watch their Clam Slam.

A team of the city's hard-hitting derby women are taking on gay players from across the country in the official Pride Week roller derby game, promising even more camp than usually found in the flashy and physical sport.

Held on Friday, June 26, the game pits the hometown Clamdiggers against The Vagine Regime Canada, an "away" team featuring queer skaters from Kitchener-Waterloo, Edmonton, Victoria and even further afield.

The event will feature more than just tough girls in sexy outfits skating around a track, says one of its organizers.

"People will get to see an exciting game, hot rollergirls and gay dodge-ballers in short shorts," promises Natasha "Nasher the Smasher" Jesenak, a member of Toronto's Chicks Ahoy team. "It's going to be a fun, gay show."

In addition to putting a focus on gay players, the Clam Slam will be emceed by artist/drag queen Andrew Harwood, who is described by organizer Aimee Haskell as highly entertaining and "a little raunchy."

"He fits the bill for our rock-and-roll, queer, trashy derby event," notes Haskell, a former Chicks Ahoy player who was sidelined by a broken ankle last year.

Harwood's role as announcer involves explaining the action at track level to the crowd, so those who aren't well-versed in the sport's rules can be assured of a helping hand on game day.

(A quick primer: Each team has four blockers and one "jammer" on the track at a time. The jammer must pass players on the opposing team to score points, while the blockers try to help their jammer pass through the pack as they block the opposing jammer.)

Drawing new fans to roller derby

The game's organizers hope the event will expose new fans to the game, which already receives significant support from Toronto's gay community.

"Hopefully it attracts fans who would watch soccer and baseball and stuff, but also fans that wouldn't be into sports," says Jesenak, who took up the sport largely due to its queer-friendly image.

So did Haskell, who says she fell out of team sports in her teens after realizing she didn't quite fit in with her teammates.

"I found the sports community rather conservative in a lot of ways," she says. "Roller derby offers a package deal. You can still experience your alternative lifestyle within the sport."

"Derby also seems to accept women who may not have had a real sporting background, or who don't fit the image of what an athlete looks like," adds Jesenak.

"We teach people to be athletes, where other sports expect people to be athletes already."

The sport's popularity among queer athletes stretches well beyond Toronto's borders.

Clam Slam organizers first got the idea for the match while in Las Vegas at a roller derby convention last year. There, they learned about the original incarnation of the Vagine Regime and its fearless leaders, Injure Rogers and Chaos Fury.

"The Vagine Regime has been really inspiring," says Haskell. "We heard about that and were inspired and wanted to see an event like that go on in our city... A real inclusive, spread-the-word celebration of dykes in derby."

The Clam Slam isn't the only event during Pride week that will bring derby girls to the fore. The league was chosen as this year's honoured group for the Dyke March, which will be held on Saturday, June 27.

Clams will slam at George Bell Arena on June 26 at 7 p.m. Queer players who want to get involved can email clamdiggers09@gmail.com. A fundraiser for the event, "Muff Dive," will be held June 5 at Club Z.

A Proper Meeting...Then More Vacation...

Proper by ~rosemarylouise

Note to Self: Blogging on a non practice night...

• Who did this? This rules!

I had my skates on but....

it turned into an impromptu meeting about the bout. More new skaters at this practice too...Worked on updating the website for the lil event Saturday at Jodrlicious's Nail Salon...

Sierra Hope Ride

MEET THE HIGH COUNTRY

MOUNTAIN DERBY GIRLS!!

Sonora's All-Female Flat Track Roller Derby League
Saturday
June 6th
@11:00 AM

Upscale Nails
18266 Smoke St.
Jamestown, CA‎
(209) 984-5800‎

The ladies will be selling slushies and other goodies to delight the senses...

The Morning After...

Attendance for our first exposure to the public was about 320!!! I think that's awesome!! There were a couple of mishaps that we learned from such as the plumbing going out and flooding the two team's locker rooms, one worse than the other I heard. Terrible...Plus we did not have enough water for them to drink. I also heard from some players that they would have preferred to have the after-party closer to the rink, like at Steve's bar across the street from the arena.

Last night was one of the best, most fun nights of my life!! It was so much fun to see people I know from work, and to have my friends and family come to see our debut!!

Thank you to the Sacred City Derby Girls and the Port City Roller Girls for a kick ass fun bout and for all their hard work, and the effort it takes to takes for them to get themselves on the road and up here to Sonora! Thank you Thank you Thank you!! And thank you also to the player from NorCal Roller Girls who passed on a lot of good info. to me.

As for today's practice, a few of us made it. Plus a few new ladies showed up, which is fantastic! We drilled some stops, and got some good hard skating in. Practiced some blocking, some drills stepping across the expanse of the track quickly and my favorite snake drill....

Rehearsal....and plans...

Saturday night's event is going to kick ass!! Although I cannot wait to get back to regular practices. The Sacred City and Port City ladies will be very inspirational for our team to see...Some of us have been to Sacred bouts, but it will be great to meet them and Port City girls and learn how they do what they do....Hopefully they will be kind enough to offer up some good advice from their own experiences playing roller derby...I wish we had way more time to plan this event, but I suppose we should just ride the horse in the direction it's going....

While we interrupt this budding derby life, let's have a look at some way cool derby haiku....

http://derbyhaiku.blogspot.com

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

ODE TO DAVID BOWIE

riff raff, wannabes
derby roadkill- - step aside
slam! bam! thank you, Ma'am.

Posted by lead jammer
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From http://www.derbyluv.com

Clean the arena night....

Getting ready for Saturday's BIG EVENT....